no idea if this paper is GOOD but its DONE
An anthology of short stories by college students
cute boys that are douchebags
head on over to http://awkwardzombie.com/ to find the website of your DREAMS
katniss is having a “he knows me so well” moment
5: Talk about the best birthday you’ve had.
Um……when I was seven my parents let me host my party at a bowling alley. The bowling alley let me keep a pin as a gift. It was super rad but now I have no idea where that bowling pin is :(
8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.
The fact that I’ve never grown up dressing for anyone but myself, fuck yeah.
9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.
I LOVE! MY LITTLE BABY FISH-SHAPED BIRTHMARK! ON MY TUMMY!
11: Talk about the best dream you’ve ever had.
Dude, I hardly remember my dreams, and the ones that I do involve lots and lots of running. There was a cool one that involved zombies and aliens and weird architecture everywhere and I was the hero, but it was still really creepy.
14: Talk about a vacation.
When I was 5 my parents thought itd be a great idea for everyone to pile up in my grandpa’s car and drive to Vegas (an 8 hour trip with a 5-year-old and a 1- year- old) and then his car broke down in the middle of the desert and Vegas is really boring for a 5 year old let me tell you.
15: Talk about the time you were most content in life.
………..man I have no fucking clue. it had to have been before first grade…yeah, nah, I don’t remember shit.
24: Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.
All of my inspirational shit either comes from tv, movies, books, or my own damn mouth. The only thing that comes to mind is the few times the Doctor goes on about being important.
32: Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.
I didn’t go anywhere as a child. Everywhere I went was with my parents because I didn’t have friends that lasted more than the school year. Nothing holds significance to me. My own room held the most significance to me and my whole family thinks it’s cursed.
38: Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.
………………………………………………there was a song I listened to on repeat because I’d been like, emotionally scarred by someone. So that song reminds me of them. I’d rather not talk about it though.
39: Talk about things you wish you’d known earlier.
HOW SHITTY HUMAN BEINGS TREAT EACH OTHER.
40: Talk about the end of something in your life
At the end of fifth grade, I moved from Orange County to San Diego. I vowed to myself then, “no more toxic friendships”. I’ve done a lot better since then. Elementary school SUCKED.